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Crazy True Stories About Things Found in Unexpected Places

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who look under the hotel bed before unpacking, and people who sleep peacefully because they have not yet learned what humanity is capable of losing, hiding, misplacing, smuggling, forgetting, or accidentally entombing behind drywall. I am the first kind. Not because I am especially cautious, although I do enjoy keeping my kidneys and passport in their assigned locations. I look because real life has a habit of tuckin

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There are two kinds of people in this world: people who look under the hotel bed before unpacking, and people who sleep peacefully because they have not yet learned what humanity is capable of losing, hiding, misplacing, smuggling, forgetting, or accidentally entombing behind drywall. I am the first kind. Not because I am especially cautious, although I do enjoy keeping my kidneys and passport in their assigned locations. I look because real life has a habit of tuckin

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